Oops! 🚧 We're Still Building
Our site is under construction.
We hired a team of highly unqualified freelancers from Craigslist, and it’s going exactly as expected.
Here's what's going on behind the scenes:
- 🔨 A cat is in charge of DevOps (he's mostly napping).
- 🧓 Grandma accidentally deleted the homepage trying to play Solitaire.
- 🧃 The intern spilled juice on the server.
- 🐦 A pigeon flew off with the site map.
- 🧠 The AI we hired became self-aware and refuses to work for free.
But don't worry — everything should be up and running as soon as we find the "Any" key.
